154: THE LEGACY OF CORONA!

 

The itsy-bitsy spiked creature Corona set its foot out of nowhere on this planet in 2020.
Destroying humans and their century-old systems was its favourite hobby. It seemed invincible, knocking us, striking us with its waves and kept derailing our lives.

The whole world, our lives seemed to have come to a standstill. But wait, there were more consequences. As they say, change is inevitable in this world and in our lives, the homosapiens also changed.

Historically they have been social animals. However, now they evolved into an amusingly different varieties having the following characteristics:

a)THE CORONA TOUCH ME NOTS:

These homosapiens have doubt and fear always (They carry a measuring tape to measure exact distance for social distance). Their masks are super-glued…. Corona can’t find even a micro millimeter to enter through them. They would even sanitise the slippers that enter their houses. No wonder the sanitiser companies adore them!

The other characteristic of these species is that they are walkie talkies of Corona news – Where it reached, which brothers, sisters, and cousins it produced, their knowledge is unbeatable.

They also are the best warriors as they have mama’s home remedies, packed with vitamin C s and lots of ayurveda. They know the best huff-puff techniques to keep the little Corona out of theirs and other s systems.

They are the incredibly knowledgeable and power packed homosapiens.

b)THE CORONA COOL CUCUMBERS:

These are the ones who live life as it comes. No matter lockdown or no lockdowns, nothing and nobody can stop them from enjoying the world!

Their designer masks hang in style on their necks. They have full confidence that Corona or its brothers and sisters will stay away from them. Infact…. they can bring the types and subtypes of Corona in self-doubt (Do we exist in this world?)

Selective ignorance to the WHO, The Faucis Of America etc etc. is what they practice.

Let’s rock and enjoy ‘CORONA’ is their mantra. They are the coolest homosapiens!

c)THE CORONA BAFFLED SAPIENS:

These are the people trying to solve this puzzle of the spiked species.

How did a bat enjoying its day and night hanging over the tree become the culprit of originating all of this? We probably should have thought of more exotic and blameable creatures like the mighty dinosaurs who became extinct thousands of years ago and whose eggs are a fascination for all of us till date! Oops! that might hurt “The Jurassic World’’ fans.

Baffled Corona sapiens leave it all to the intellectual of their species to keep guessing about the theories of origin of corona. But what makes them extremely confused is that should they follow the Corona Touch Me Nots or the Coolest Cool Cucumbers. Should they dare a world trip or just do popcorn nights and camping at their own sweet home? Should they let the sticks with fluffy white cotton explore their nose pits if the other member of the species coughed or sneezed on their face?

Their brain is a meshwork of the Touch Me Nots and the Cool Cucumbers. Well, let the alchemists of the world enlighten them out of their bewilderment!

d)THE CORONA GOOD VIBERS!

These are the altruistic ones. They are trained to coach all the above Sapiens with their good vibes!

Where had they been hiding with their yoga poses or their charger called mindfulness, earlier?

They surfaced as the sails to beat through Corona waves.The Touch Me Nots already knew the techniques of The Good Vibers and the Cool Cucumbers did not have the mind and time to sit in front of screens and oblige the Good Vibers zestfulness. However, the baffled ones were even more entangled in their inner net after the advent of Good Vibers. Now they were baffled whether to connect to oneself for 20 minutes or is half an hour or one hour enough, does it have to be at dawn or better dusk?

The Good Vibers however, unaware of the other species, relentlessly kept saying, “Master thy self” and keep the Corona blues away!

After all they are the mindful ingenious of the species!

With all due respect to all the homosapiens, is this the Legacy of Corona that our future generations would inherit? As the most intelligent organisms of the planet, I believe we could be the touch not the nature ones, the cool cucumbers in harmony with it and let any Corona families get baffled by our good vibes and mindfulness. That would definitely save the beautiful humankind, in coexistence with nature as it always has been, for billions of years!

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Ramesh
Ramesh
2 years ago

What a hilarious and still so insightful story! Brilliant!

Saista
Saista
2 years ago

Wow..very well written!!!

Ishika
Ishika
2 years ago

This a very intresting and relatable I really like the way you have made something so scary so funny very good keep it up!!

Last edited 2 years ago by Ishika
Anupam Gauba
Anupam Gauba
2 years ago

Acha likh leti ho Dr.Bhavna

Bincy
Bincy
2 years ago

Loved the writing .. brilliant

Adya
Adya
2 years ago

superbo

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